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Miser's Dinner Party by Archedicus the Comic Poet

The Miser's Dinner Party is a lost Greek comedy by Archedicus, a poet of Middle or New Comedy active in the 4th century BCE. The work survives only in twenty-six fragmentary passages, primarily preserved by the lexicographer Athenaeus in his Deipnosophistae. The play's original title was likely The Rich Men. The extant fragments indicate the comedy centred on themes of wealth and miserliness, focusing on the behaviour of stingy, wealthy characters. A prominent subject is food, dining, and gastronomy, with detailed discussions of ingredients, costs, and banquet etiquette, as seen in a fragment where a character meticulously describes preparing a meager fish dinner with minimal oil to save money. The work functions as social satire, critiquing character types defined by their relationship to money and consumption. The comedy has no independent manuscript tradition; its fragments are quoted by Athenaeus for their culinary and social references and are compiled in modern editions. These fragments provide evidence for the thematic concerns of Middle and New Comedy, particularly the shift toward domestic and social satire centred on private life. They also serve as a source for ancient social history, offering insights into daily life, economic anxieties, gastronomy, and comic characterization in the 4th century BCE.

ΔΙΑΜΑΡΤΑΝΩΝ
Νικοστράτην τινʼ ἤγαγον πρῴην σφόδρα
γρυπήν, Σκοτοδίνην ἐπικαλουμένην, ὅτι
δῖνόν ποτʼ ἦρεν ἀργυροῦν ἐν τῷ σκότῳ.
Β. δῖνον καὶ δεινόν, ὦ θεοί.
ΘΗΣΑΥΡΟΣ
πρῶτον ὠμῶν κειμένων
τῶν ἰχθύων πάρεισιν οἱ κεκλημένοι·
«δίδου κατὰ χειρός.» «τοὔψον οὐκ εἴσει λαβών;»
τὰς λοπάδας ἐπιθεὶς ἐπὶ τὸ πῦρ τοὺς ἄνθρακας
ἔρρανʼ ἐλαίῳ πάντα καὶ ποιῶ φλόγα.
ἐν ᾧ τὸ λάχανον αἵ τε τῶν παροψίδων
πάντʼ ἄνδρα δριμύτητες εὐφραίνουσί μου,
ἑφθὸν τὸν ἰχθὺν ἀποδίδωμʼ, ἔχοντα τοὺς
χυμοὺς ἐν αὑτῷ τήν τε τῆς ἅλμης ἀκμήν,
εἰς ἣν ἂν ἐμβάψαιτο πᾶς ἐλεύθερος·
ἐλᾳδίου κοτύλη τε παραναλωμένη
σέσωκέ μοι τρίκλινα πεντήκοντʼ ἴσως.
δραχμῶν τριῶν γλαυκίσκον . . . . .
γόγγρου κεφαλὴν καὶ τὰ πρῶτα τεμάχια
δραχμῶν πάλιν πέντʼ. ὢ ταλαιπώρου βίου.
δραχμῆς τραχήλους. ἀλλὰ νὴ τὸν ἥλιον,
κἀμοὶ τράχηλον ἕτερον εἴ ποθεν λαβεῖν
ἦν καὶ πρίασθαι δυνατόν, ὃν ἔχω τοῦτον ἄν,
πρὶν εἰσενεγκεῖν ταῦτα δεῦρʼ, ἀπηγξάμην.
οὐδεὶς δεδιακόνηκεν ἐπιπονώτερον
ἅμα μὲν πρίασθαι πολλὰ καὶ πολλοῦ σφόδρα,
ἅμα δʼ εἴ τι χρηστὸν ἀγοράσαιμʼ ἀπωλλύμην,
«κατέδοντʼ ἐκεῖνοι τοῦτο» πρὸς ἐμαυτὸν λέγων,
«διαπυτιοῦσʼ οἶνον δὲ τοιοῦτον χαμαί».
οἴμοι.