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Sopater of Paphos Satirical Philosophical Fragments PDF
The Satirical Philosophical Fragments by Sopater of Paphos is a collection of sixty-two passages of satirical verse composed in iambic trimeter. The work employs a Cynic mode of critique to lampoon human folly, entrenched philosophical dogma, and social conventions through a combination of concise, gnomic pronouncements and brief dramatic vignettes. Its themes consistently target vanity, greed, and hypocrisy, while also parodying mythological and religious traditions. The fragments display a particular focus on ridiculing philosophical pretension, with the Stoic and Epicurean schools serving as frequent objects of parody alongside more general satire of common social practices and base human desires.
The work survives exclusively in fragmentary form, preserved not through an independent manuscript tradition but within the pages of later anthologies, most notably the Anthologia Palatina and the collections of Stobaeus. These compilers selected the passages for their perceived gnomic wisdom or humorous value, which has dictated the modern understanding of the collection's scope and character. Sopater’s fragments are a significant exemplar of the popular satirical treatment of philosophy during the Hellenistic period. Valued in antiquity primarily for their wit, they represent an important strand of the Cynic-inspired verse satire tradition and contribute substantially to scholarly understanding of both philosophical parody and the mechanisms of anthological preservation in Greek literary culture.
| book 1.1 | οὐκ ἂν δυναίμην εἰσορῶν |
| book 1.2 | χαλκήλατον μέγαν κολοσσὸν φάκινον ἄρτον ἐσθίειν. |
| book 2 | καὶ τὸ μόναυλον μέλος ἤχησε. |
| book 3 | Ἐρέτριαν ὡρμήθημεν εἰς λευκάλφιτον. |
| book 4 | πλακουντοποιὸν ὠνομασμένην Σάμον. |
| book 5.1 | εἴ που κλίβανος ἦν, πολὺ δέλφαξ |
| book 5.2 | σιτευτὸς ἔγρυξεν. |
| book 6.1 | παρ’ οἷς ἔθος ἐστίν, ἡνίκ’ ἂν |
| book 6.2 | προτέρημά τι ἐν |
| book 6.3 | τοῖς |
| book 6.4 | πολέμοις λάβωσι, θύειν |
| book 6.5 | τοῖς θεοῖς |
| book 6.6 | τοὺς αἰχμαλώτους· 〈τοὺσ〉 Γαλάτας μιμούμενος κἀγὼ κατακαύσειν ηὐξάμην |
| book 6.7 | τοῖς δαίμοσι[ln_5]διαλεκτικοὺς |
| book 6.8 | τρεῖς τῶν |
| book 6.9 | παρεγγεγραμμένων. καὶ μὴν |
| book 6.10 | φιλοσοφεῖν |
| book 6.11 | φιλολογεῖν τ’ ἀκηκοὼς ὑμᾶς ἐπιμελῶς καρτερεῖν θ’ αἱρουμένους τὴν |
| book 6.12 | πεῖραν ὑμῖν λήψομαι τῶν δογμάτων, πρῶτον καπνίζων· εἶτ’ ἐὰν ὀπτωμένων[ln_10]ἴδω |
| book 6.13 | τιν’ ὑμῶν |
| book 6.14 | συσπάσαντα τὸ σκέλος, Ζηνωνικῶι |
| book 6.15 | πραθήσεθ’ οὗτος κυρίωι ἐπ’ ἐξαγωγῆι, τὴν |
| book 6.16 | φρόνησιν ἀγνοῶν. |
| book 7 | ἀλλ’ ἴσχε· τελλίνης γὰρ ἐξαίφνης μέγας ἀκοὰς μελωιδὸς ἦχος εἰς ἐμὰς ἔβη. |
| book 8.1 | ἀλλ’ οἷα μήτρα καλλιπάρηιος ἐκβολὰς δίεφθα λευκανθεῖσα |
| book 8.2 | τυροῦται δέμας. |
| book 9.1 | Ἀταβυρίτης δ’ ἄρτος ἦν |
| book 9.2 | πλησίγναθος. |
| book 10.1 | νάβλας ἐν ἄρθροις γραμμάτων οὐκ εὐμελής, ὧι λωτὸς ἐν |
| book 10.2 | πλευροῖσιν ἄψυχος |
| book 10.3 | παγεὶς ἔμπνουν ἀνίει μοῦσαν· ἐγρέτου δέ τις τὸν ἡδονῆς μελωιδὸν εὐάζων |
| book 10.4 | χορόν. |
| book 11.1 | πηκτὶς δὲ Μούσηι γαυριῶσα βαρβάρωι δίχορδος εἰς σὴν |
| book 11.2 | χεῖρα πῶς κατεστάθη; |
| book 12.1 | ἐδέξατ’ ἀντακαῖον, ὃν |
| book 12.2 | τρέφει μέγας Ἴστρος |
| book 12.3 | Σκύθαισιν ἡμίνηρον ἡδονήν. |
| book 13.1 | Μενδήσιός θ’ ὡραῖος ἀκρόπαστος εὖ, ξανθαῖσιν ὀπτὸς κέφαλος ἀκτῖσιν |
| book 13.2 | πυρός. |
| book 14.1 | Ἴθακος Ὀδυσσεύς, τοὐπὶ τῆι |
| book 14.2 | φακῆι μύρον, πάρεστι· θάρσει, θυμέ. |
| book 15 | σαπρὸν σίλουρον ἀργυροῦς πίναξ ἔχων. |
| book 16.1 | οὔτε |
| book 16.2 | τοῦ Σιδωνίου νάβλα λαρυγγόφωνος ἐκκεχόρδωται τύπος. |
| book 17.1 | τίς δ’ ἀναρίθμου μήκωνος εὗρε κοπτὰς ἢ κνηκοπύρους ἡδονὰς |
| book 17.2 | τραγημάτων ἔμιξεν; |
| book 18.1 | μήτρας ὑείας ἑφθὸν ὡς φάγηις τόμον, δριμεῖαν ὠθῶν |
| book 18.2 | πηγανῖτιν εἰς |
| book 18.3 | χολήν .. |
| book 19.1 | ἀλλ’ ἀμφὶ δείπνοις ὀξίδ’ ἀργυρᾶν ἔχει δρακοντομίμοις ὀργάνων |
| book 19.2 | τορεύμασιν· οἵαν |
| book 19.3 | ποτ’ ἔσχε καὶ Θίβρων ὁ Ταντάλου, μαλακὸν |
| book 19.4 | ταλάντοις ἐκταλαντωθεὶς ἀνήρ. |
| book 20.1 | κρεανομοῦμαι, καὶ τὸν ἐκ |
| book 20.2 | Τυρρηνίας οἶνον σὺν ὀκτὼ λαμβάνειν ἐπίσταμαι. |
| book 21 | μήτρας ὑείας εὖ καθεψηθεὶς τόμος, τὴν δηξίθυμον ἐντὸς ὀξάλμην ἔχων. |
| book 23.1 | δισσαῖς γὰρ ἐν μέσαισιν ἰχθύων |
| book 23.2 | φοραῖς ἧσται, τὸν Αἴτνης ἐς μέσον λεύσσων |
| book 23.3 | σκοπόν. |
| book 24 | βαυκαλὶς 〈δ’〉 ἡ τετράκυκλος. |
| book 25.1 | νᾶμα μελισσῶν ἡδὺ μὲν ὄρθρου καταβαυκαλίσαι |
| book 25.2 | τοῖς ὑπὸ πολλῆς κραιπαλοβόσκου δίψης κατόχοις. |